Boy Quotes
Theo–“I would brush my teeth even more if we watched something with zombies.”
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#kidssaythedarndestthings
Boy Quotes
Brennan–“I just want to shoot at a hurricane, OK?”
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Boy Quotes
Theo–Puts a letter in the camp mail that “smells like revenge.”
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Boy Quotes
Theo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”
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Boy Quotes
Scruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.
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Boy Quotes
Theo–“Yeah, here I am in my apothecary, crushing garlic.”
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Boy Quotes–The Mother’s Day Edition
Theo–“Why would I date when I could spend my time trying to take over the world?”
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Because It Annoys Mom!
Judah–“That sounds like a lot of work for no good reason.”
Brennan–“It annoys Mom.”
Judah–“That’s fair.”
Boy Quotes
Scruffy–“The GameCube is fixed!” Theo–“Yeah, when you die (which will hopefully be soon) I get the GameCube! Or when I move out, whichever comes first.” Scruffy–Totally ignoring the low value that our middle son placed upon his longevity–“If you take my GameCube, you can’t move out!”
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