#kidssaythedarndestthings Archives

Kristen September 30, 2023September 27, 2023 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Boy Quotes

Theo–“I would brush my teeth even more if we watched something with zombies.”

Boy Quotes

Kristen December 17, 2022December 19, 2022 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Boy Quotes

Brennan–“I just want to shoot at a hurricane, OK?”

Boy Quotes

Kristen November 26, 2022November 27, 2022 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Boy Quotes

Playing a game of Lords of Waterdeep

Scruffy–“No! You’ll destroy my self-esteem!”

Boy Quotes

Kristen October 15, 2022October 15, 2022 0 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Boy Quotes

Theo–Puts a letter in the camp mail that “smells like revenge.”

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Kristen March 5, 2022March 10, 2022 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Boy Quotes

Theo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”

Boy Quotes

Kristen January 8, 2022January 10, 2022 1 Comment #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Scruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.

Boy Quotes

Kristen October 9, 2021September 19, 2021 2 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #teenssay

Boy Quotes

Theo–“Yeah, here I am in my apothecary, crushing garlic.”

Boy Quotes

Kristen May 29, 2021May 29, 2021 3 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #momsofsons, #thingskidssay

Boy Quotes–The Mother’s Day Edition

Theo–“Why would I date when I could spend my time trying to take over the world?”

Boy Quotes

Kristen April 24, 2021April 24, 2021 5 Comments #boyquotes, #kidquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #teenagers, #teenboys

Because It Annoys Mom!

Judah–“That sounds like a lot of work for no good reason.”
Brennan–“It annoys Mom.”
Judah–“That’s fair.”

Boy Quotes

Kristen April 3, 2021April 3, 2021 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #teenboys, #teenquotes, #teens

Boy Quotes

Scruffy–“The GameCube is fixed!” Theo–“Yeah, when you die (which will hopefully be soon) I get the GameCube! Or when I move out, whichever comes first.” Scruffy–Totally ignoring the low value that our middle son placed upon his longevity–“If you take my GameCube, you can’t move out!”