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December 17, 2022December 19, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Brennan–“I just want to shoot at a hurricane, OK?”

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November 26, 2022November 27, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Playing a game of Lords of Waterdeep

Scruffy–“No! You’ll destroy my self-esteem!”

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October 15, 2022October 15, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–Puts a letter in the camp mail that “smells like revenge.”

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March 5, 2022March 10, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”

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January 8, 2022January 10, 2022 Kristen 1 Comment #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Scruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.

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October 9, 2021September 19, 2021 Kristen 2 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #teenssay

Theo–“Yeah, here I am in my apothecary, crushing garlic.”

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Boy Quotes–The Mother’s Day Edition

May 29, 2021May 29, 2021 Kristen 3 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #momsofsons, #thingskidssay

Theo–“Why would I date when I could spend my time trying to take over the world?”

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Because It Annoys Mom!

April 24, 2021April 24, 2021 Kristen 5 Comments #boyquotes, #kidquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #teenagers, #teenboys

Judah–“That sounds like a lot of work for no good reason.”
Brennan–“It annoys Mom.”
Judah–“That’s fair.”

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April 3, 2021April 3, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #teenboys, #teenquotes, #teens

Scruffy–“The GameCube is fixed!” Theo–“Yeah, when you die (which will hopefully be soon) I get the GameCube! Or when I move out, whichever comes first.” Scruffy–Totally ignoring the low value that our middle son placed upon his longevity–“If you take my GameCube, you can’t move out!”

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February 27, 2021February 27, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #kidquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #raisingboys, #teens

Brennan–“I will use your family’s tears to boil my ramen!”

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