Boy Quotes
Brennan–“I just want to shoot at a hurricane, OK?”
Read moreBrennan–“I just want to shoot at a hurricane, OK?”
Read moreTheo–Puts a letter in the camp mail that “smells like revenge.”
Read moreEpona–“Yes, blow up the microwave. May it never commit crimes again!”
Read moreScruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.
Read moreBrennan–“I’m a midnight chipmunk.”
Read moreBrennan–“Yeah, your snicker sounds like Leia looking for meatballs!”
Read moreTheo–“Yeah, here I am in my apothecary, crushing garlic.”
Read moreBrennan–“The difference between glasses and no glasses [for me] is like the difference between regular yogurt and probiotic yogurt.”
Read moreTheo–“Why would I date when I could spend my time trying to take over the world?”
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