Boy Quotes
Scruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.
Read moreScruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.
Read moreBrennan–“I’m a midnight chipmunk.”
Read moreBrennan–“Yeah, your snicker sounds like Leia looking for meatballs!”
Read moreTheo–“Yeah, here I am in my apothecary, crushing garlic.”
Read moreBrennan–“The difference between glasses and no glasses [for me] is like the difference between regular yogurt and probiotic yogurt.”
Read moreTheo–“Why would I date when I could spend my time trying to take over the world?”
Read moreJudah–“That sounds like a lot of work for no good reason.”
Brennan–“It annoys Mom.”
Judah–“That’s fair.”
Scruffy–“The GameCube is fixed!” Theo–“Yeah, when you die (which will hopefully be soon) I get the GameCube! Or when I move out, whichever comes first.” Scruffy–Totally ignoring the low value that our middle son placed upon his longevity–“If you take my GameCube, you can’t move out!”
Read moreBrennan–“I will use your family’s tears to boil my ramen!”
Read moreTheo–“Brennan can achieve messy feats like getting syrup in his bellybutton without getting any on his shirt.”
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