Boy Quotes
Theo–“I would brush my teeth even more if we watched something with zombies.”
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Read MoreWhy is it that your every body function is more violent than normal?
Read MoreBrennan–“I just want to shoot at a hurricane, OK?”
Read MoreTheo–Puts a letter in the camp mail that “smells like revenge.”
Read MoreEpona–“Yes, blow up the microwave. May it never commit crimes again!”
Read MoreTheo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”
Read MoreScruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.
Read MoreBrennan–“I’m a midnight chipmunk.”
Read MoreBrennan–“Yeah, your snicker sounds like Leia looking for meatballs!”
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