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November 26, 2022November 27, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Playing a game of Lords of Waterdeep

Scruffy–“No! You’ll destroy my self-esteem!”

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October 15, 2022October 15, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–Puts a letter in the camp mail that “smells like revenge.”

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May 28, 2022May 30, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes

Epona–“Yes, blow up the microwave. May it never commit crimes again!”

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March 5, 2022March 10, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”

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January 8, 2022January 10, 2022 Kristen 1 Comment #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Scruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.

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November 27, 2021October 30, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys

Brennan–“I’m a midnight chipmunk.”

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October 30, 2021October 30, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys

Brennan–“Yeah, your snicker sounds like Leia looking for meatballs!”

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October 9, 2021September 19, 2021 Kristen 2 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #teenssay

Theo–“Yeah, here I am in my apothecary, crushing garlic.”

Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week

The Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week

September 4, 2021September 4, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #teenssay

I am forced to utter several terrifying sentences, including but not limited to: “Theo, stop choking Brennan!” and “Brennan, don’t lick your brother’s feet!”

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August 14, 2021August 14, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #teenquotes, #teens

Brennan–“The difference between glasses and no glasses [for me] is like the difference between regular yogurt and probiotic yogurt.”

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