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Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week

The Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week

September 4, 2021September 4, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #teenssay

I am forced to utter several terrifying sentences, including but not limited to: “Theo, stop choking Brennan!” and “Brennan, don’t lick your brother’s feet!”

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August 14, 2021August 14, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #teenquotes, #teens

Brennan–“The difference between glasses and no glasses [for me] is like the difference between regular yogurt and probiotic yogurt.”

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Boy Quotes–The Mother’s Day Edition

May 29, 2021May 29, 2021 Kristen 3 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #momsofsons, #thingskidssay

Theo–“Why would I date when I could spend my time trying to take over the world?”

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Because It Annoys Mom!

April 24, 2021April 24, 2021 Kristen 5 Comments #boyquotes, #kidquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #teenagers, #teenboys

Judah–“That sounds like a lot of work for no good reason.”
Brennan–“It annoys Mom.”
Judah–“That’s fair.”

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April 3, 2021April 3, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #teenboys, #teenquotes, #teens

Scruffy–“The GameCube is fixed!” Theo–“Yeah, when you die (which will hopefully be soon) I get the GameCube! Or when I move out, whichever comes first.” Scruffy–Totally ignoring the low value that our middle son placed upon his longevity–“If you take my GameCube, you can’t move out!”

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February 27, 2021February 27, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #kidquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #raisingboys, #teens

Brennan–“I will use your family’s tears to boil my ramen!”

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January 30, 2021January 30, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventure, #boyquotes, #boys, #princessleiafreyja, #thingskidssay

Theo–“Brennan can achieve messy feats like getting syrup in his bellybutton without getting any on his shirt.”

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December 26, 2020January 2, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #allboyhousehold, #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boysandsnow, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–“I saw it and knew immediately how to do it. You two are old people and can’t learn.”

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December 12, 2020December 12, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #boyquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #princessleiafreyja

Me–“How about some breakfast?”

Theo–“Breakfast is for the living.”

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November 14, 2020October 27, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #adventuresinparenting, #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–Generously offers to do the dishes one time if I will let him take a hunter’s safety course, shoot a coyote, and then practice amateur taxidermy in my kitchen sink!

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