Boy Quotes
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Me–“You need to go outside for some fresh air.”
Theo–“The air in here is fresh enough. Actually, it’s too fresh. I need more stale air! Dad keeps opening the window and letting out the nice stale air!”
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Theo–“I would only ever date someone who would assist me in taking over the world.”
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Theo–“I am humor.”
and
Theo–“I only eat unlucky charms.”
and
Theo–“Theodore is just a longer way to spell sexy.”
So …as a mother, how worried should I be?
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Theo–“Is there any more tea?”
Me–“What happened to your other tea?”
Theo–“I spilled it.”
Me–“Where?”
Theo–“In Brennan’s laundry basket.”
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Me–“Theo, stop popping that packaging material. It’s bothering Leia, see how her ears are sad looking?”
Theo–“Oh, woe is me, for her ears were sad looking!”
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Theo–“Time heals all wounds, especially zombie bites!” This interesting statement was followed by alarmingly maniacal laughter.
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Me–“Ha, listen to this quote.” I then proceed to read from a book to them. “She was as cute as a morning chipmunk.”
Judah–“What?”
Brennan–“I’m a midnight chipmunk.”
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Theo–“Mom! Scientists have proven that rats like to drive around in little cars. Not even for food, they just like to drive!”
Yes, kids, that is science at work! I think that many more teens would pour themselves into their studies if they knew that such endeavors awaited them post-graduation!