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Boy Quotes

March 5, 2022March 10, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”

Boy Quotes

January 8, 2022January 10, 2022 Kristen 1 Comment #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Scruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.

Boy Quotes

October 9, 2021September 19, 2021 Kristen 2 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #teenssay

Theo–“Yeah, here I am in my apothecary, crushing garlic.”

Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week

The Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week

September 4, 2021September 4, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #teenssay

I am forced to utter several terrifying sentences, including but not limited to: “Theo, stop choking Brennan!” and “Brennan, don’t lick your brother’s feet!”

Boy Quotes

December 26, 2020January 2, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #allboyhousehold, #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boysandsnow, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–“I saw it and knew immediately how to do it. You two are old people and can’t learn.”

Boy Quotes

Chopping Ice Burgs

June 19, 2020June 21, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #3boyfamily, #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #mountainkids

Sweet Boy#3–“Don’t touch my toe. It’s hurt.”

Epona the Camp Intern–“I would never touch your toe, hurt or not.”

Sweet Boy#3–“Would you touch Jesus’ toe?”

Epona–“Only if He told me I needed to.”

Sweet Boy#3–“What if touching Jesus’ toe gave you wings?”

Boy Quotes

Old Boy Quotes

June 19, 2020June 19, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #messyhair, #mountainkids

Sweet Boy#1–“We always look like poor, motherless children because of Theo’s hair. There are squirrel nests in there. That’s why they drop pine cones on his head. They’re feeding their babies!”

Boy Quotes

Pre-K Poems

June 19, 2020June 19, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #kidpoems, #kidssay

Maybe it was the milk pressure. Maybe my milk pressure was higher and Judah’s milk pressure was lower.

Boy Quotes

The Tyrannical King, Mold, and Multi-Grain Breakfast

June 18, 2020June 18, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay

Sweet Boy#1–“No moldy food can compare to the moldiness of Theo himself.”

Boy Quotes

Belly Button Cheese

June 16, 2020June 16, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #bellybuttoncheese, #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #crazykids, #kidssay

Sweet Boy#2–Removes our Christmas tree from the stand, whacks his friend with it in an unexpected attack, and then carefully places it back into the stand.