Boy Quotes
Theo–“I would brush my teeth even more if we watched something with zombies.”
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Boy Quotes
Brennan–“I just want to shoot at a hurricane, OK?”
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Boy Quotes
Theo–Puts a letter in the camp mail that “smells like revenge.”
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Boy Quotes
Theo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”
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Boy Quotes
Scruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.
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Boy Quotes
Theo–“Yeah, here I am in my apothecary, crushing garlic.”
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The Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week
I am forced to utter several terrifying sentences, including but not limited to: “Theo, stop choking Brennan!” and “Brennan, don’t lick your brother’s feet!”
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Boy Quotes
Theo–“I saw it and knew immediately how to do it. You two are old people and can’t learn.”
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Chopping Ice Burgs
Sweet Boy#3–“Don’t touch my toe. It’s hurt.”
Epona the Camp Intern–“I would never touch your toe, hurt or not.”
Sweet Boy#3–“Would you touch Jesus’ toe?”
Epona–“Only if He told me I needed to.”
Sweet Boy#3–“What if touching Jesus’ toe gave you wings?”
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Old Boy Quotes
Sweet Boy#1–“We always look like poor, motherless children because of Theo’s hair. There are squirrel nests in there. That’s why they drop pine cones on his head. They’re feeding their babies!”
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