Boy Quotes
Theo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”
Read moreTheo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”
Read moreScruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.
Read moreTheo–“Yeah, here I am in my apothecary, crushing garlic.”
Read moreI am forced to utter several terrifying sentences, including but not limited to: “Theo, stop choking Brennan!” and “Brennan, don’t lick your brother’s feet!”
Read moreTheo–“I saw it and knew immediately how to do it. You two are old people and can’t learn.”
Read moreSweet Boy#3–“Don’t touch my toe. It’s hurt.”
Epona the Camp Intern–“I would never touch your toe, hurt or not.”
Sweet Boy#3–“Would you touch Jesus’ toe?”
Epona–“Only if He told me I needed to.”
Sweet Boy#3–“What if touching Jesus’ toe gave you wings?”
Read moreSweet Boy#1–“We always look like poor, motherless children because of Theo’s hair. There are squirrel nests in there. That’s why they drop pine cones on his head. They’re feeding their babies!”
Read moreMaybe it was the milk pressure. Maybe my milk pressure was higher and Judah’s milk pressure was lower.
Read moreSweet Boy#1–“No moldy food can compare to the moldiness of Theo himself.”
Read moreSweet Boy#2–Removes our Christmas tree from the stand, whacks his friend with it in an unexpected attack, and then carefully places it back into the stand.
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