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Boy Quotes

March 5, 2022March 10, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”

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Boy Quotes 

Boy Quotes

January 8, 2022January 10, 2022 Kristen 1 Comment #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Scruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.

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Boy Quotes 

Boy Quotes

October 9, 2021September 19, 2021 Kristen 2 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings, #teenssay

Theo–“Yeah, here I am in my apothecary, crushing garlic.”

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Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week 

The Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week

September 4, 2021September 4, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #teenssay

I am forced to utter several terrifying sentences, including but not limited to: “Theo, stop choking Brennan!” and “Brennan, don’t lick your brother’s feet!”

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Boy Quotes 

Boy Quotes

December 26, 2020January 2, 2021 Kristen 0 Comments #allboyhousehold, #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boysandsnow, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–“I saw it and knew immediately how to do it. You two are old people and can’t learn.”

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Boy Quotes 

Chopping Ice Burgs

June 19, 2020June 21, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #3boyfamily, #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #mountainkids

Sweet Boy#3–“Don’t touch my toe. It’s hurt.”

Epona the Camp Intern–“I would never touch your toe, hurt or not.”

Sweet Boy#3–“Would you touch Jesus’ toe?”

Epona–“Only if He told me I needed to.”

Sweet Boy#3–“What if touching Jesus’ toe gave you wings?”

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Boy Quotes 

Old Boy Quotes

June 19, 2020June 19, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #messyhair, #mountainkids

Sweet Boy#1–“We always look like poor, motherless children because of Theo’s hair. There are squirrel nests in there. That’s why they drop pine cones on his head. They’re feeding their babies!”

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Boy Quotes 

Pre-K Poems

June 19, 2020June 19, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #kidpoems, #kidssay

Maybe it was the milk pressure. Maybe my milk pressure was higher and Judah’s milk pressure was lower.

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Boy Quotes 

The Tyrannical King, Mold, and Multi-Grain Breakfast

June 18, 2020June 18, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay

Sweet Boy#1–“No moldy food can compare to the moldiness of Theo himself.”

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Boy Quotes 

Belly Button Cheese

June 16, 2020June 16, 2020 Kristen 0 Comments #bellybuttoncheese, #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #crazykids, #kidssay

Sweet Boy#2–Removes our Christmas tree from the stand, whacks his friend with it in an unexpected attack, and then carefully places it back into the stand.

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