Boy Quotes
Holiday Edition Shazam!–Playing a boardgame with his brothers and dad–“Mom, can you come and rub the dog’s armpits so
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Boy Quotes
Theo–“I would brush my teeth even more if we watched something with zombies.”
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Why is it that your every body function is more violent than normal?
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Brennan–“I just want to shoot at a hurricane, OK?”
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Theo–Puts a letter in the camp mail that “smells like revenge.”
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Epona–“Yes, blow up the microwave. May it never commit crimes again!”
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Theo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”
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Scruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.
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Brennan–“I’m a midnight chipmunk.”
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