The Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week
I am forced to utter several terrifying sentences, including but not limited to: “Theo, stop choking Brennan!” and “Brennan, don’t lick your brother’s feet!”
Read MoreI am forced to utter several terrifying sentences, including but not limited to: “Theo, stop choking Brennan!” and “Brennan, don’t lick your brother’s feet!”
Read MoreBrennan–“The difference between glasses and no glasses [for me] is like the difference between regular yogurt and probiotic yogurt.”
Read MoreA moment spent together hiding my eyes as the aliens attack, priceless!
Read MoreTheo–“Why would I date when I could spend my time trying to take over the world?”
Read MoreHow many more chances would I have to be the hero for my youngest son as the only person willing to drive six hours in a single day for less than an hour of go-carting?
Read MoreWhat did they want to do? Pond Roulette. Oh, you have never played Pond Roulette? Well, I’m not surprised.
Read MoreScruffy–“The GameCube is fixed!” Theo–“Yeah, when you die (which will hopefully be soon) I get the GameCube! Or when I move out, whichever comes first.” Scruffy–Totally ignoring the low value that our middle son placed upon his longevity–“If you take my GameCube, you can’t move out!”
Read MoreSo, what is the most countrified thing you’ve ever done?
Read MoreBrennan–“I will use your family’s tears to boil my ramen!”
Read MoreWhy on earth would we have to force our sons to have fun? They are all teenagers. All you parents of teens are nodding. Those who are still confused, you need more teens in your lives!
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