In our area, there has been a shocking shortage of used cars. Yes, I realize that this is not life-or-death chaos like what we are used to, but still, troubling if you need a car. Used cars have even been selling for the same price as new cars! The madness is so severe that it requires three exclamation points!!!
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Theo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”
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Theo dishes up ice cream. Instead of a spoon, he gives Scuff a bulb syringe.
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Scruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.
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How do you spend quality time with teens? Well, quite honestly, it begins by forcing them to spend time with you.
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Brennan–“I’m a midnight chipmunk.”
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Brennan–“Yeah, your snicker sounds like Leia looking for meatballs!”
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So … we wanted to celebrate Father’s Day together as a family. Why? Well, Scruffy is such a wonderful dad.
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Theo–“Yeah, here I am in my apothecary, crushing garlic.”
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Well, we determined that even grumpy acquiescence to an adventure would be good for him. So we decided to force him to go!
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