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November 26, 2022November 27, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Playing a game of Lords of Waterdeep

Scruffy–“No! You’ll destroy my self-esteem!”

Boy Quotes

October 15, 2022October 15, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–Puts a letter in the camp mail that “smells like revenge.”

Boy Quotes

May 28, 2022May 30, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes

Epona–“Yes, blow up the microwave. May it never commit crimes again!”

God This Week

The Lord’s Blessings … Used Cars!

May 7, 2022May 7, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures

In our area, there has been a shocking shortage of used cars. Yes, I realize that this is not life-or-death chaos like what we are used to, but still, troubling if you need a car. Used cars have even been selling for the same price as new cars! The madness is so severe that it requires three exclamation points!!!

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Boy Quotes

March 5, 2022March 10, 2022 Kristen 0 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #boyquotes, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Theo–“I’m in the 99th percentile in IQ.” Me–“And what are you going to do with that smartness?” Theo–“EVIL!”

Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week

January 29, 2022February 2, 2022 Kristen 2 Comments #boymom, #boymomadventures, #campministry, #princessleiafreyja

Theo dishes up ice cream. Instead of a spoon, he gives Scuff a bulb syringe.

Boy Quotes

January 8, 2022January 10, 2022 Kristen 1 Comment #boymom, #boyquotes, #boys, #kidssay, #kidssaythedarndestthings

Scruffy–speaking to Judah while he drives–“Can you drive a winter road while dodging a rubber chicken?” Menaces oldest son with chicken while he is driving, but does not actually attack … for safety reasons.