Because It Annoys Mom!
Judah–“That sounds like a lot of work for no good reason.”
Brennan–“It annoys Mom.”
Judah–“That’s fair.”
Judah–“That sounds like a lot of work for no good reason.”
Brennan–“It annoys Mom.”
Judah–“That’s fair.”
Scruffy–“The GameCube is fixed!” Theo–“Yeah, when you die (which will hopefully be soon) I get the GameCube! Or when I move out, whichever comes first.” Scruffy–Totally ignoring the low value that our middle son placed upon his longevity–“If you take my GameCube, you can’t move out!”
Read moreBrennan–“I will use your family’s tears to boil my ramen!”
Read moreTheo–“Brennan can achieve messy feats like getting syrup in his bellybutton without getting any on his shirt.”
Read moreTheo–“I saw it and knew immediately how to do it. You two are old people and can’t learn.”
Read moreTheo–Generously offers to do the dishes one time if I will let him take a hunter’s safety course, shoot a coyote, and then practice amateur taxidermy in my kitchen sink!
Read moreMomma–“Hey you guys, are you getting ready or just poking each other’s bellybuttons?”
Read moreSweet Boy#3–“Don’t touch my toe. It’s hurt.”
Epona the Camp Intern–“I would never touch your toe, hurt or not.”
Sweet Boy#3–“Would you touch Jesus’ toe?”
Epona–“Only if He told me I needed to.”
Sweet Boy#3–“What if touching Jesus’ toe gave you wings?”
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