We stopped calling them vacations years ago as that word brings to mind unrealistic expectations of relaxation and peace, ha! With three sons and a large and slobbery dog, we like to focus on what we will for sure achieve on any family outing, an adventure!
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I am forced to utter several terrifying sentences, including but not limited to: “Theo, stop choking Brennan!” and “Brennan, don’t lick your brother’s feet!”
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Brennan–“The difference between glasses and no glasses [for me] is like the difference between regular yogurt and probiotic yogurt.”
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A moment spent together hiding my eyes as the aliens attack, priceless!
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Theo–“Why would I date when I could spend my time trying to take over the world?”
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How many more chances would I have to be the hero for my youngest son as the only person willing to drive six hours in a single day for less than an hour of go-carting?
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What did they want to do? Pond Roulette. Oh, you have never played Pond Roulette? Well, I’m not surprised.
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Scruffy–“The GameCube is fixed!” Theo–“Yeah, when you die (which will hopefully be soon) I get the GameCube! Or when I move out, whichever comes first.” Scruffy–Totally ignoring the low value that our middle son placed upon his longevity–“If you take my GameCube, you can’t move out!”
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So, what is the most countrified thing you’ve ever done?
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Brennan–“I will use your family’s tears to boil my ramen!”
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