Boy Quotes

Yes, that is bubble wrap armor! Sweet Boy#3–Is eating Tootie Fruities–“I would call them Flatulent Fruities.” Sweet Boy #3–“I’m paralyzed

Sweet Boy#2–At the dinner table–“Oooh, ooooh, oooh … .” He asks for the milk using only monkey noises. “I want to be a caveman when I grow up. So I don’t have to do ELA or use a fork!”

Sweet Boy#3–“What kind of bed is this that has a dog in it … a good bed, that’s what!” Sweet

* Sweet Boy#3–“I’ve had a convenient lapse of memory.” Sweet Boy#2–“You’re always having a convenient lapse of brains.” * Sweet

  Sweet Boy#3–finds a neat ring and gets to keep it–“Ever since I got this ring, I’ve had more reason

Unnamed Son–“Your sneezes sound like hamsters.” Sweet Boy#3–“Myths are probably just exaggerated nature.” Sweet Boy#3–“Behold, the orb of bubbles!” School

Sweet Boy#3–Explains the advantages of reading on a cold day–“It really warms my hands because of the exercise of flipping

Sweet Boy#2—Shows me his StoryWorks magazine that they are using in class—“Someday, when you’re really good at writing, maybe you

Sweet Boy#2–While standing on top of The Hunky Hubby’s chair–“I’m preparing for my daring escape from the super-high chair.” He

Sweet Boy#2–“I fell asleep in the tub, on a banana!” –Yep, he took a snack with him to the bathtub