Boy Quotes

Why, oh why, did I not consider that a shocked parental response is delightful to my son and that if a shaggy cut or bright color doesn’t accomplish it, the next step is deodorant in the hair?

He screamed! Princess Leia Freyja started back in horror. Her boy was trapped, how to save him, how to save him? With furious intensity, our furry princess threw herself into life-saving digging upon the surface of that big bad mattress in order to save her boy. Of course, this meant that she was still on top of him and we were unable to extract him as she attempted to dig straight through.

Momma is thinking about trying a new activity (I can’t remember if it was snowboarding or playing Magic or what)

The Hunky Hubby and I dance to the end credit music, very briefly, as our oldest jumps out of nowhere (I think he jumped off the arm of the couch) to tackle us mid-dance, lest the romantic moment last more than a nanosecond.

Princess Leia Freyja walks into the living room and sees that once again Sweet Boy#2 has set his everlasting gobstopper down on the coffee table. She swoops in, picks it up, and is walking around the house with it completely inside her mouth. The only way we know she has something is by observing that very satisfied look on her face. Sweet Boy#2 is horrified and immediately rescues his gobstopper for a thorough wash. 

Yes, that is bubble wrap armor! Sweet Boy#3–Is eating Tootie Fruities–“I would call them Flatulent Fruities.” Sweet Boy #3–“I’m paralyzed

Sweet Boy#2–At the dinner table–“Oooh, ooooh, oooh … .” He asks for the milk using only monkey noises. “I want to be a caveman when I grow up. So I don’t have to do ELA or use a fork!”

Sweet Boy#3–“What kind of bed is this that has a dog in it … a good bed, that’s what!” Sweet