Boy Quotes and BBQ x 10
Momma–“Hey you guys, are you getting ready or just poking each other’s bellybuttons?”
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Boy Quotes
Chopping Ice Burgs
Sweet Boy#3–“Don’t touch my toe. It’s hurt.”
Epona the Camp Intern–“I would never touch your toe, hurt or not.”
Sweet Boy#3–“Would you touch Jesus’ toe?”
Epona–“Only if He told me I needed to.”
Sweet Boy#3–“What if touching Jesus’ toe gave you wings?”
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Old Boy Quotes
Sweet Boy#1–“We always look like poor, motherless children because of Theo’s hair. There are squirrel nests in there. That’s why they drop pine cones on his head. They’re feeding their babies!”
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Pre-K Poems
Maybe it was the milk pressure. Maybe my milk pressure was higher and Judah’s milk pressure was lower.
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The Tyrannical King, Mold, and Multi-Grain Breakfast
Sweet Boy#1–“No moldy food can compare to the moldiness of Theo himself.”
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As Nice As A Dead Rat
Sweet Boy#2–“Hey, Mom. Your hair looks just as nice as a dead rat!”
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Jewelry Made With Elk Bones
Sweet Boy#2—Discovers me popping bubble wrap—“Old people don’t have fun! Why are you popping these?” He then confiscates them to pop himself.
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Mattress Sledding and “Watching the Obituaries!”
Sweet Boy#2–Although he is saddened by the death of his precious cactus, he makes lemonade of a sad situation by hiding the dried-out cactus corpse in my bed as a prank. Double fun when Scruffy sits on it instead of me!
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Belly Button Cheese
Sweet Boy#2–Removes our Christmas tree from the stand, whacks his friend with it in an unexpected attack, and then carefully places it back into the stand.
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You call that a scowl?
A Friend of Sweet Boy#2–“OK, Kristen. Prepare yourself!” He then leads in Sweet Boy#2 who has somehow managed to dye both his hair and hands blue/green while at school that day.
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