Boy Quotes
Brennan–“The difference between glasses and no glasses [for me] is like the difference between regular yogurt and probiotic yogurt.”
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Boy Quotes
Boy Quotes–The Mother’s Day Edition
Theo–“Why would I date when I could spend my time trying to take over the world?”
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Because It Annoys Mom!
Judah–“That sounds like a lot of work for no good reason.”
Brennan–“It annoys Mom.”
Judah–“That’s fair.”
Boy Quotes
Scruffy–“The GameCube is fixed!” Theo–“Yeah, when you die (which will hopefully be soon) I get the GameCube! Or when I move out, whichever comes first.” Scruffy–Totally ignoring the low value that our middle son placed upon his longevity–“If you take my GameCube, you can’t move out!”
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Boy Quotes
Brennan–“I will use your family’s tears to boil my ramen!”
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Boy Quotes
Theo–“Brennan can achieve messy feats like getting syrup in his bellybutton without getting any on his shirt.”
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Boy Quotes
Theo–“I saw it and knew immediately how to do it. You two are old people and can’t learn.”
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Boy Quotes
Theo–Generously offers to do the dishes one time if I will let him take a hunter’s safety course, shoot a coyote, and then practice amateur taxidermy in my kitchen sink!
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