The Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week

Only the mother of boys would ask this question when she drags one of her offspring into the bathroom to “try”. “Do you want to make Niagara Falls or Angel Falls?” Confused…Niagara falls is when one pees standing at the toilet. But Angel Falls is 2,000 feet tall and so one must stand on the stepping stool to create the proper effect.

I came back to the table at camp to find Sweet Boy#3 snorking down great spoonfuls of sweet n sour sauce like a mad creature.

All three boys made breakfast in bed for us. Toast and Grapefruit cut into strange amazing chunks. Too sweet.

A boy who shall remain unnamed learned that taking your grapefruit into the bathtub with you is a mistake, as the acidic juice is quite hard one one’s private parts.