Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#1–It was picture day at school and I had noticed that he was making a collection of personal paintings

Sweet Boy#3–Calls the monkey bars “Monkey Handles” Sweet Boy#2–Sniffs Grandma’s hand soap–“It smells like a frog and a chicken mixed

Sweet Boy#2–“There’s sea urchins stacked up to make forestszzz.” The boys like to pretend that clumps of pine needles are

Sweet Boy#2–“Momma put air conditioner into our tub.” Momma–“It’s Kiwi.” Sweet Boy#3–“No, I think it’s Ki-weed.” Sweet Boy#3–“Poke your fingers

Sweet Boy#3–Calls the microwave a “Tortillawave”, you can tell what we usually heat up in ours. Sweet Boy#3–“High Five! Can

Sweet Boy#2–“Give me my spaceship you dumber!”–just starting in the school of the insult. Hopefully his skills won’t improve all

Sweet Boy#2–“That moth sleeps so quiet I never heard him snore.” Sweet Boy#2 puts eight band-aids on one owie which

Sweet Boy#2–“A volcano slipper.”–while explaining his footwear. Sweet Boy#2–“Your face is taller than it used to be because you grow

Sweet Boy#2 rushes to the potty to pee. He says: “Phew” and wipes his palm across his brow, “I almost

When we were visiting my folks, Grandpa Dave asked the boys if they could find him a yard stick. Sweet