Sweet Boy#2–“Give me my spaceship you dumber!”–just starting in the school of the insult. Hopefully his skills won’t improve all that much.
Sweet Boy#2–talking about a very soapy bath–“It can make you shiny as a new plane.”
Sweet Boy#1–was concerned because I was unable to punch holes in the lid of the box that held his pretend baby snakes, but then he had an idea–“That’s their power! It’s breathing through the box!”
Sweet Boy#2–“Where’s a short sleeved snuggly shirt? They keep me not contrary.”
Sweet Boy#3–“There’s a sharp grubby in mine piggy.”–a piggy is of course a toe.
Sweet Boy#3–“Darth Vader throwed that moth at me!”