Boy Quotes

Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#2–“Momma put air conditioner into our tub.”

Momma–“It’s Kiwi.”

Sweet Boy#3–“No, I think it’s Ki-weed.”

Sweet Boy#3–“Poke your fingers in mine nooooooostrils.”

Sweet Boy#3–“The fish got mouth-air in mine ear.”

Sweet Boy#2–“Momma, your pet bat is just hatching.”

Sweet Boy#3–“Your kitty is hatching and he’s getting in his boat.”

Sweet Boy#3–“I’m a mean old kitty Momma.”

Sweet Boy#2–“Momma, your pet bat is swimming down to the bottom of the lake and he’s swimming down to the bottom of the lake and carrying up seashells.”

Sweet Boy#1–“Do you want to work at the zoo and have a warship?”

Sweet Boy#2–“When I grow up I’ll rescue injured salamanders.”


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4 thoughts on “Boy Quotes

  • Samantha T

    You have a pet bat?

  • Grandma Judy

    Hmmm, where do you keep your pet bat? Reminds me of your brother’s pet earthquake 🙂 And why did #3 want fingers poked into his nooooooosetrils? Have to say that the ‘Boy Quotes’ are always a favorite with me! My friends love them too.

    Love to you.

  • Samantha T

    A pet earthquake? That’s very interesting.

  • Sweet Boy#2 is my pet bat.
    Sweet Boy#3 is my pet kitty or owl.
    Sweet Boy#1 is my treemonster, he is not a pet.

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