Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#2–“I’m going to make an acid force field around my car that will make holes in anything!” Sweet Boy#3–“And

The boys construct a “prison” behind the couch. Sweet Boy#1–“No one gets out of my prison unless I say so.

Sweet Boy#3–Convinces me to sing “Soft Kitty” to him as I tuck him into bed. Of course then I am

Sweet Boy#3–Singing–“Syrup is the best meal of the day!” Sweet Boy#2–“No more school for this week.” Me–“Your being awfully optimistic.”

Sweet Boy#3–Gives himself a nickname, after I suggest “Green Machine”, he makes it just a little bit more exciting–“I’m a

Sweet Boy#3–“I’m mad at you Momma, because (sweet boy#2) hurt me on the nose.” Sweet Boy#3–Gets a bloody nose from

Sweet Boy#2–“Can you make me a windshield wiper for my window. I like to look out my window even when

Sweet Boy#2 is talking about how he thinks that God made too many different kinds of animals and will tell

Sweet Boy#3–“I want to pee on my hand.” Momma–“Wipe your hand off with this.” Sweet Boy#3–“No!” Momma–“1…2…3…” Sweet Boy#3–Wipes off