Boy Quotes

Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#3–Convinces me to sing “Soft Kitty” to him as I tuck him into bed. Of course then I am forced to sing “Soft Batty” for Sweet Boy#2.
Later Sweet Boy#2 makes up his own version of the song which includes the infamous line: “Smelly Kitty, Smelly Daddy, purr purr purr.”

Momma–“Put your clothes on.” Sweet Boy#2 stops and stares up at me with a strange bright-eyed look on his face.
Momma–“What are you looking guilty about?”
Sweet Boy#2–“I just wanted to play Legos, so I tried to be still so you would think I was a statue.”
Ahhhh, now I understand.

Momma–“Let’s go potty before you have an accident.”
Sweet Boy#3–“I already had an accident with pee on the pillow in your room.”


I promise you a crazed animal, a concussion, and a kiss in every single're welcome!

3 thoughts on “Boy Quotes

  • mamagriffith

    hahaha, your kids crack me up. Have I told you lately that your a great mom?! YOU ARE!! miss you love you!

  • Ha ha ha, I’m glad that you got “Good Mom” out of all my crazy stories. You are too kind. And I miss you too. Can’t wait to see your girl’s new hair cut. And the rest of you non-hair-cutted folk as well.

  • Grandma Judy

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard the ‘Soft Kitty’ song. Am sure I haven’t heard the ‘Soft Batty’ version. I’m requesting a recital 🙂

    Love to you.

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