#boyquotes
Boy Quotes
Theo–Generously offers to do the dishes one time if I will let him take a hunter’s safety course, shoot a coyote, and then practice amateur taxidermy in my kitchen sink!
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Boy Quotes and BBQ x 10
Momma–“Hey you guys, are you getting ready or just poking each other’s bellybuttons?”
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Chopping Ice Burgs
Sweet Boy#3–“Don’t touch my toe. It’s hurt.”
Epona the Camp Intern–“I would never touch your toe, hurt or not.”
Sweet Boy#3–“Would you touch Jesus’ toe?”
Epona–“Only if He told me I needed to.”
Sweet Boy#3–“What if touching Jesus’ toe gave you wings?”
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Old Boy Quotes
Sweet Boy#1–“We always look like poor, motherless children because of Theo’s hair. There are squirrel nests in there. That’s why they drop pine cones on his head. They’re feeding their babies!”
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Pre-K Poems
Maybe it was the milk pressure. Maybe my milk pressure was higher and Judah’s milk pressure was lower.
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The Tyrannical King, Mold, and Multi-Grain Breakfast
Sweet Boy#1–“No moldy food can compare to the moldiness of Theo himself.”
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As Nice As A Dead Rat
Sweet Boy#2–“Hey, Mom. Your hair looks just as nice as a dead rat!”
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Jewelry Made With Elk Bones
Sweet Boy#2—Discovers me popping bubble wrap—“Old people don’t have fun! Why are you popping these?” He then confiscates them to pop himself.
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