Sweet Boy #3–“I sad from a poop. In need a tub.”
Sweet Boy#2–“That’s silly of God that made me burp when I’m four.”
Someone…who was not his mother…was a bit gassy at the table.
Sweet Boy #1–“That’s a lot of toots. What’s going on?”
Sweet Boy #2–“If you give a pet spider a toy it will play with it. That’s how pet spiders like you. Pet spiders are really cute.”
Sweet Boy#3–“My nose is running out!”
Sweet Boy#2–“You need to feed spiders a lot because they stay alive.”
Sweet Boy #2–“Some-thing’s under my sheet.” I look and find a pair of red fiskars scissors.
Sweet Boy#3–“Daddy, I love you too. I want on your tummy.”
Sweet Boy#2–“I might need some sanitizer because my hands smell like spiders.”
Sweet Boy#3–“I want to step in that pee.”