Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#?–Purchases a leash and harness for his pet chicken. He then figures out how to get her into her brand new finery and actually makes it fit. It is a soft harness made kind of like a shirt. Now, he and his chicken can go for a walk. She wasn’t thrilled, pecking at the harness when he left her in it for a moment. But I told him to give her lots of meal worms and pets and then take it off. If he tries a little every day, perhaps she will adjust. He is thrilled, even if his chicken is less than enthused.

Sweet Boy#2–Sleep talking–“Go to bed sleepy head. I can smell your toot. I can smell your toot!” The Hunky Hubby said that when he snuggled up in bed with him afterward, he said: “I can smell your doom.” Either way, strange words to wake up with.

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Sweet Boy#2–“I’m Santa.” He is bounding around the house wearing a lovely costume of…undies.

Sweet Boy#3–“Where are your reindeer?”

Sweet Boy#2–“They escaped.”

Sweet Boy#3–“Do you have a cherry nose?”

Sweet Boy#3–Pauses, thinking–“Santa doesn’t wear underwear in front of people.”

Good point, at least I am very hopeful that he does not.