Sweet Boy#1–Informs me that Sweet Boy#3 is “Washing his hands in his pumpkin pie.” And he is.
Sweet Boy#2 and Sweet Boy#3–Pour dawn dishsoap into into our dishwasher.
Sweet Boy#3–Bites the tip off of a pink highlighter and sucks out the ink so that he can spit it.
I find an upside down trash can sitting in the bathroom. I pick it up. It was full.
Sweet Boy#2–Fills a candle with water in the bathroom.
Sweet Boy#3–Spills peanutbutter on the carpet.
Sweet Boy#2–Takes care of the situation by hiding the sticky stain with a bunch of tiny pieces of broken pinecone.