Sweet Boy#2 and Sweet Boy#3–I catch them sneaking un-popped popcorn kernals into the top of our gallon milk jug.
Sweet Boy#2–Saw a sandwich in a dream and then woke up and really really wanted to make it. I let him…one time. It involved four slices of bread stacked up with butter and jelly!
I caught the boys fighting each other with our corn cob pokers.
All 3 Boys–Invent the song titled: “Chopped Choco Liver.”
Me–“I need you to wash your hands.”
Sweet Boy#3–Looks down at hands that have been digging centipedes out of a rotting stump for the past 30 minutes. “But I Liiiiiiiiike dirty things!”