Momma–Sees Sweet Boy#1 run past wildly making his hands into a winged creature and says–“Oh, a little butterfly.”
Sweet Boy#1–“No, it’s a flying stripey bird-eating spider. It’s using its legs as wings.” Ah…my mistake.
Sweet Boy#3–Looks proudly into the potty after a succesful attempt only to burst into inconsolable tears. Finally I calm him enough to understand his cries of despair–“The yellow pee is gone!”
Sweet Boy#2–While watching The Little Drummer Boy–“That looks like a squirrel not a baby.”
Sweet Boy#2–“Tickle Monster protects Daddy.”
Sweet Boy#1–I find him weeping great heart wrenching sobs in bed. Why…He found some mispelled words in a project he was working on for 1st grade.
Sweet Boy#2–While eating cheese bread–“When you dip it in milk it ‘tastez’ like shark flesh.”