Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy #2–“My sliver came out in the tub! It just needed a deep tub with Daddy in it.”

Sweet Boy #1–Telling me about his pet snake–“It shoots slivers that are wood and metal, squirts fire and smoke and steam, it squeezes its food, it has a rattle and it has venom. It’s a too dangerous snake and it shoots pine needles. The snake is so large when it’s curled up it reaches the clouds even though it’s just a baby!”

Sweet Boy #2–“My armpits are sticky from the syrup.”