“I’ve been wearing the same undies since Christmas!”–Hmmm… so there is a danger in giving your sons new underwear for Christmas. One of them might just decide that the undies are so cool, they must put them back on after bathing.
Leia pokes at her bug toy trying to make the broken squeaker squeak–“Ahhh, she’s poking her spider in vain.”
Leia eats about a third of a tin of shortbread cookies in the night. Sweet Boy#2–“I can hear the cookies tumbling around inside her stomach and melting.”
Sweet Boy#2–“I’ve had pears suffocate in my backpack until they’re mush.”