Boy Quotes

Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#3–“Daddy, your leg hair tastes terrible!”

I am practicing a new hairdo for the upcoming writer’s conference and Sweet Boy#3 compliments me. “Momma, your hair is SO pretty!”…I would have trusted the compliment a little bit more, if my hair hadn’t been up in pink curlers at the time.

Sweet Boy#1–“I think that when Sweet Boy#2 fell on my belly, it squeezed all the energy out my mouth.”

Sweet Boy #3–“Momma, I found a girl at school I want to marry. She isn’t in my class and she has a beautiful black and white dress and she wants to marry me too!”


I promise you a crazed animal, a concussion, and a kiss in every single're welcome!

2 thoughts on “Boy Quotes

  • Ah indeed. I haven’t been so great about writing my boys things down lately… and now I need to start with the girls!

    Hope is my little bossy pants… the other night the girls wouldn’t finish their peas and we were going to have leftover cake. So we told them they could have it when their peas were gone. Seriously 3 seconds later Hope is going “chocate?” and hers were gone. So she got cake and was done while Joy was still staring at her peas. So Hope walks up to her tray, says “chocate? EAT a peas!” in her little sing song voice. Cracked us both up!

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