Boy Quotes

Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy #1–“Hey ___, do you want to be the rock and I’ll be the lava?” They are pretending to be erupting volcanoes on the bean bag couch. Bursting out of the top, oozing down the sides, and hardening into new layers of rock upon the carpet. Who knew they were so scientific?

Sweet Boy #2–“This butterfly has poison. If frogs chew on this butterfly they will die.” It was an imaginary game where they were all various insects. Sounds gentle and sweet doesn’t it? Little boys pretending to be butterflies. Think again. These are boys after all.

Sweet Boy #1–“I have a dangerous thing, a raccoon. It squirts poison out of its tail. It squirts medicine, but its gonna squirt pois0n!”

Sweet Boy #1–“Don’t do anything crazy Daddy, because it will be hard for us to not do it.”


I promise you a crazed animal, a concussion, and a kiss in every single're welcome!

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  • These are so awesome… your life is never dull! 😉

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