Sweet Boy#3–Looks at me and says–“You baked a muffin and stole my car!”–Someone has been watching too much Tick.
Sweet Boy#2–“These look like marbles, but they’re actually Dragons.”
Sweet Boy#3–While filling a squirt gun in the sink–“Little guys can do big things too, this is a big thing.” Veggie Tales anyone?
Sweet Boy#2–“Dear God, thankyou for our food, Amen.”
Sweet Boy#3–“Dear God, thankyou for everything, Amen.
Sweet Boy#2–“But not for mosquitoes, Amen.”
Sweet Boy#3–“I did thank God for mosquitoes!”
Sweet Boy#3–“I thank God for scratching and kittens.”
Sweet Boy#1 and Sweet Boy#2–Arguing in the bathroom over who is smartest.
Sweet Boy#1–“I’m in 2nd grade, your just in Kindergarten.”
Sweet Boy#2–“But my smartness depends on my hair, when it’s long I’m smarter.”
Sweet Boy#1–“But…” goes on to explain why he is smarter despite his brother’s hair.