Sweet Boy#3–colored his fingernails black with permanent marker.
Sweet Boy#1 and Sweet Boy#2–Have a “wet bird fight” wherein they find a stuffed ducky and stuffed cardinal, get them damp in the shower and proceed to clobber each other with the soggy toys.
Sweet Boy#3–Sneaks Christmas balls into the bathroom, pops the tops off them, and fills them with water.
I ask the boys to start cleaning their room and their response is to shout “Pillow Fight” and start gathering every single pillow from all over the house and pile them all into their bedroom.
Sweet Boy#1–Is so eager to get outside and play that he puts his snowpants on straight out of the washermachine and soaking wet.