Boy Quotes–Christmas Edition!
Me–Reading a quote to Scruff from the romance I was enjoying. “‘Would he ever plumb the depths of her generous heart?’ So, should I say that to you?”
Scruff–“Hmmm . . . “
Ragnar–“Not plumb . . . maybe dredge!”
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Ragnar–“That’s jarring.”
Shazam!!–“Jolly?”
Ragnar’s response is to attack Shazam!! and they wildly wrestle through the living room.
Ragnar–As he pins his brother to the couch–“I’m bigger, I’m better, I’m too much for Mr. Incredible!”
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Hiccup–Shows us an illustration from his new book–“So, looking at this, what do you think the book is about?”
A difficult question as that particular illustration shows a dragon standing on a submarine facing a wizard and an alien creature that has too many arms each of which has too many fingers.
Shazam!!–“That’s what Theo is (Ragnar) going to look like when he’s old!”
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Shazam!!–“Judah’s (Hiccup) not paying attention!”
Hiccup–“You’re not doing anything.”
Shazam!!–“I’m being Holly Jolly! …And festive!”
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Ragnar was holding back Nessie while I hid a blanket she’d been attacking
Me–“Cry havoc and unleash the hounds of war!” as a signal that he could let her go.
Ragnar–“I don’t think she’s a hound of war. More like a hound of gluttony!”
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Me–“It smells like something’s burning.”
Scruffy–“It’s my love for you.”
Hiccup–“Most people don’t have lines like that,” said with perhaps a bit of sarcasm, “and they don’t stay single for long.”
