Boy Quotes

Boy Quotes

Momma–“No no, we have to read the recipe first. Do you know what happens if you don’t read the recipe?”
Sweet Boy#3–“Die!”–I never knew he thought baking was so hazardous.

Sweet Boy#2–“Harfery spiders never die because they are so poisonous. They have energy refilling electricity. They can’t bite the electricity because it’s in the bones of the harfer spiders.”

Sweet Boy#3–“Aliens have 3 legs, like spiders.”

Sweet Boy#2–“Whenever lots of wolverines show up, water comes out of my eyebrows into my eyes.”

Sweet Boy#3–“I too Kleenexed!”

Sweet Boy#2–“Do you know that bat monsters are a type of dragon but they take baths in the ocean because they’re so gigantic?”

Sweet Boy#3–“I shot a shooter alien freezer cockroach!”

Sweet Boy#2–“Whenever a intruder comes too close to a bat monster, it shakes its foot and its foot starts to rattle.”

I walked into the living room and my too youngest were pretending to be the proud owners of imaginary creatures. No not unicorns or fluffy pink bunnies.
Sweet Boy#2 had a “Kitty Crushing Bat Monster” and
Sweet Boy#3 had a “Destroyer Kitty”

Imagination is good…right?


I promise you a crazed animal, a concussion, and a kiss in every single're welcome!

2 thoughts on “Boy Quotes

  • I am so sorry that with your loathing of spiders your boys seem to enjoy them so much! 😉

  • Shhhhhh…They are unaware of my phobia. And I’m working hard to keep it that way. Once they smell fear…

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