Writing Pilates

This week for our writing Assignment my lovely sister and I shall Have your character gallop into the distance atop a Squirrel. For her version, please click here.

Have Your Character Gallop Into The Distance Atop A Squirrel

The squirrels brought Bosomella three days worth of rodent desserts and soon she was quite plump and very very happy. But even plump and happy grows old after awhile and eventually she decided a change was in order.

“We are getting out of here my minions!” She shouted to the squirrels. Squirrels just love shouting.

“Hark! I am in need of radishes, and multiple varieties of lettuce, and great jugs of ruby red grapefruit juice. Now scamper. Scamper to do my bidding and the world will be ours!”

Squirrels also love fiery and unrealistic speeches.

Soon the vegetables and fruits had melted away the pleasant plumpness and a week later (fairies gain and lose weight quite dramatically) Bosomella simply slipped sideways through the bars and slid atop the largest squirrels back.

“To the east tower my mighty steed. We have pillaging to do. Thefts and rampaging and havoc to wreak. We shall disrupt this castle in ways so epic that the squires shall hereafter duck and scream whenever they hear a squirrel chitter from a nearby branch!”

The squirrels little hearts lept in their breasts at her inspiring words and Bosomella and her minions went scittering across the walls, out the far window, and down the outside of the castle. Their destination. Miss Borka’s study.