Sweet Boy#3–Falls into toilet during potty training.
Sweet Boy#2–Puts ABC gum into the peanut butter jar.
Sweet Boy#1–Goes into bathroom to wash hands, sees little brother bathing in the tub, gets distracted and “sort of” puts shaving cream all over his brothers head by mistake.
Sweet Boy#2–Hides behind the living room lamp and decimates (cuts up both the case and the inner foam) a pillow with a pair of child’s scissors. Then does indeed come crying to me when he realizes that his pillow is gone.
All in a weeks work at the Wilks house