Sweet Boy#2–“Mayonnaise overboard!”
Sweet Boy#2–Is watching previews for children’s shows from the 80’s–“They look so funny, my eyes were watering wanting to see them.”
Sweet Boy#3–“I heard some bubbling from my tummy.”
Sweet Boy#2–“What if there was a Scooby Doo called The Beast is Awake in the Bottomless Cake?”
Sweet Boy#3–Discussing a Nerf sword fight–“One time he poked me so hard, as loud as I could cry, but I just yelled louder, I didn’t even cry!”
Sweet Boy#3–“Mom, I accidentally got some pee on my forehead, so I washed it.”–Yeah, for those who were wondering, it is possible to pee straight up in the air. Not recommended…but possible.