Sweet Boy#2–“Because you’re biting, I’m gonna burp you out of the universe.”
Sweet Boy#2–“What if evil gummy bears chased you Momma?”
Sweet Boy#3–I was eating dried pears with my youngest, he explains this to his brothers–“Me and Momma been snorking on them.” The dried pears that is.
Sweet Boy#2–“Let’s play a game where I burped out electricity bullets…a bad-guy burped out electricity bullets and started the world on fire!”
Sweet Boy#2–Talking to Sweet Boy#3–“You are a piece of bread, which is the best kind of snack.”
Sweet Boy#2–“He’s my pet electricity animal, he walks on invisible electricity.”
Sweet Boy#3–I accidentally bump him in the nose and he replies in a very sad, accusing voice–“This whole half hurts, I can’t pick boogies out of it anymore!”