Boy Quotes

Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#2–“Because you’re biting, I’m gonna burp you out of the universe.”

Sweet Boy#2–“What if evil gummy bears chased you Momma?”

Sweet Boy#3–I was eating dried pears with my youngest, he explains this to his brothers–“Me and Momma been snorking on them.” The dried pears that is.

Sweet Boy#2–“Let’s play a game where I burped out electricity bullets…a bad-guy burped out electricity bullets and started the world on fire!”

Sweet Boy#2–Talking to Sweet Boy#3–“You are a piece of bread, which is the best kind of snack.”

Sweet Boy#2–“He’s my pet electricity animal, he walks on invisible electricity.”

Sweet Boy#3–I accidentally bump him in the nose and he replies in a very sad, accusing voice–“This whole half hurts, I can’t pick boogies out of it anymore!”


I promise you a crazed animal, a concussion, and a kiss in every single're welcome!

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