As Nice As A Dead Rat

9-20-2019

Sweet Boy#2–“Hey, Mom. Your hair looks just as nice as a dead rat!”

Sweet Boy#3–Coaxing his father into joining him playing video games–“Hey, Dad. You could make another giant pickle in Minecraft … .”

Me– Speaking to my eldest son–“Hmmm … I don’t have a quote from you?

Sweet Boy#1–“It’s because I don’t say weird things like they do.”