The Harrowing/Heartwarming Parent Moment of the Week

Hmmmmmmm, lets see…

Sweet Boy#3–I looked over and saw that his armpit was black…he’d been painting of course.

Sweet Boy#2–Used almost all of Daddy’s hair goop on the bathroom floor, a hand towel, and his own head.

Sweet Boy#1–Slid down a sledding run at Enchantment Park, but it had iced over and he zipped and bounced down the hill at lightning speed, bashing his ribs and causing him to hobble away with some nice scrapes.

Sweet Boy#2–Accidentally sat in some of his brother’s oatmeal.

Sweet Boy#2–Was caught stashing a bag of chocolate chips under his bed.

Sweet Boy#2–Broke an ink pen open on the kitchen linoleum. Not sure if it will ever come out.

But the winner this week…

Sweet Boy#3–Procured a cloth, dipped it in a pan of bacon grease that I had set aside to cool, and proceeded to smooth the entire contents across the kitchen and dining room floors resulting in a fatty smelly shine that I discovered is quite hazardous when walked upon, even in shoes with a good tread. Then he and his brother made a bridge across the mess…with 6 of our most un-bacony pillows.