Boy Quotes

Sweet Boy#3–“Momma, do you know any wives I could have that’s interested in Archeology?” Hmmm…I told him to just keep his eyes open.

Sweet Boy#2–Invents a race of Ice Monsters called “Shards”.

My Niece–“Aunt Kristen, I just swallowed a wasp larva!”

Sweet Boy#2–Makes a collar for his pillow pet (a stuffed zebra) out of fencing nails (using pliers to bend them into shape) but is disenchanted with it after being scraped several times while snuggling his zebra.